I’M CRYING
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konichiwashington i’m gonna cry
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This was recorded by the Portsmouth Sinfonia in an experiment where all the members of the orchestra would swap instruments with each other and attempt to play them to the best of their ability.
This is the result. And it makes me laugh every single time.
It tries to be so dramatic but it just falls flat. Love it.
911 hELP
i’m dying you guys……………….. oh my god
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Mathematical Pick-Up Lines
- I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
- How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
- I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.
- You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
- I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my natural log?
- I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me.
- I don’t like my current girlfriend. Mind if I do a you-substitution?
- I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
- Hey…nice asymptote.
- I don’t know if you’re in my range, but I’d sure like to take you back to my domain.
- If i were a function you would be my asymptote - i always tend towards you.
- I wish i was your problem set, because then i’d be really hard, and you’d be doing me on the desk.
- My love is like an exponential curve. it’s unbounded.
- You’ve got more curves than a triple integral.
- Honey, you’re sweeter than pi.
Hahaha I just giggled a lot
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B is for Bad Poetry, Pamela August Russell
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Seriously though. How can you not have a vegetarian soup option in a soup and sandwich restaurant?
“Give it to me!” She yelled, “I’m so fucking wet, give it to me now!” She could scream all she wanted, I was keeping the umbrella.
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